Posted by
Steve on Monday, November 27, 2006 11:59:31 AM
Reports are out that the hurricane season is the mildest in over 10 years. That is bad news for the global warming nuts. If global warming were occurring, the hurricane season should have been as bad as the last one or even worse. That would have emphasized how important it is to do something about global warming. But, not one hurricane hit the United States. We got a couple of tropical storms and everyone paniced.
My theory on global warming is that it is occurring in Al Gore. The more he talks, the more the temperature rises inside of him. Soon, all that warming will be spewed out on the American people and we will be mesmerized by the heat. The warming inside Al Gore is caused by humans.
We can do something about it. We need to reduce the pollution entering his brain. The way to reduce the pollution levels is to restrict his reading to Hugh Hewitt and Mary Katherine Ham. We might allow another author recommended by Hugh or Mary, but they would have to be carefully screened.
After a couple of years of reduced emissions entering his head, the result should be a reduction in the overheating of Al Gore's brain. He might even be able to speak in complete sentences again and stop the shrill screaming. That would reduce the pollution levels in our nations airwaves. I predict that it would take at least two years of restricting his input to produce any noticable difference. It may even take longer. The amount of time would depend on Al Gore's ability to take in information that is truthful. He has been so far outside of the mainstream of society, he may take a long time to recover.
After reducing the global warming in Al Gore, we should then start on other proponents of global warming one at a time. It would be best to start with the big fish. If the big fish can stop producing the pollution about global warming, people can start believing in the truth. Again, falsehoods have been sold as truth for so long that the truth telling will take a while to sell. The problem with the truth is that it is not as sexy as the falsehoods. It makes no dramatic predictions. It is not a doomsday scenario. That is why people like to believe in global warming. It is so much more fun and exciting.